Vampires Suck! but does the movie?

Armed with sweeties (chocolate of course - Mars Planets, cos I know you really wanted to know!) my sister and I went with C to see this move this evening, the cinema was full, lots of noisy teenagers wanting to see this!

This movie is brought to us by the same guys who made the 'Scary Movie' so that gives you an idea of what to expect.

Lead actress Jenn Proske does an admirable job of mimicking Kirsten Stewart as 'Becca' our angst ridden heroine and the boys are simply eye candy with the contract demanding they whip off their tops at regular 10 minute intervals.
Sticking closely to the main story lines of first two Twilight movies albeit condensed into a short 80mins this movie makes a lots of gag references and plenty of innuendos.
The movie makes a lot of references to current pop culture, Jersey Shore & the Kardashians for example, and will never achieve cult movies status but it was mildly humorous in a giggly juvenile way and although some of the gags went completely over his head my son thought it was 'the funniest film ever!'
So go have a giggle but don't take to too seriously!


BTW does anyone know why there are crunchy ones in Mar Planets?

I thought as they are supposed to be bits of Mars Bar they would be plain chocolate, nougat and caramel balls - but was surprised to find malteser type bits (only not as nice). Ho hum....another of life's little mysteries!

:)